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Why did Costello bring a pen to the comedy club? He wanted to draw some 'laughs'!
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Why did Costello become a math teacher? He knew how to make things add up!
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What did Costello say when he won the lottery? 'Looks like I'm finally in the black!
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What did Costello say when he found a discount on his favorite shoes? 'It's a sole-ful day!
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What did Costello say to his friend who got a job at the bank? 'You must be making a pretty penny!
Costello's Career Advice
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Costello once told me, If you want to succeed in showbiz, always leave them guessing. So, I tried that at my last job interview. When they asked about my strengths, I said, Well, I'm not sure if I have any, but have you ever tried understanding 'Who's on First'?
Costello's Cookbook
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I found Costello's secret cookbook the other day. It's filled with recipes like Who's on First Frittata and What's on Second Soup. I tried making one, but the ingredients were so confusing, I ended up with a dish that tasted like linguistic chaos.
Costello's Dating Strategy
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Costello's dating strategy was unique. He said, If you want to impress someone, just take them to a restaurant and order the 'Who's on First' special. By the time you finish explaining the menu, they'll be so confused they won't notice you forgot to pay the bill.
Costello's Standup Comedy Tips
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Costello gave me some standup comedy advice. He said, Timing is everything, but I've never been good with time. I still can't figure out when 'Who's on First' ends. So, if you ever see me onstage, just remember, my watch is set to Costello Standard Time.
Abbott, Costello, and the Math of Comedy
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I was doing some calculations the other day, trying to figure out the equation of comedy. Turns out, it's not E=mc^2; it's A + C = HILARIOUS. Abbott plus Costello equals HILARIOUS confusion. It's the only math I'll ever need!
Costello's GPS System
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I heard Costello was the inventor of the world's first GPS system. Yeah, it stands for Getting People Sidetracked. You input your destination, and it takes you on a scenic route through the land of comedic confusion. In 500 feet, turn left and ask, 'Who's on First?'
Costello's Masterclass in Communication
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If you ever need lessons in effective communication, just watch Costello. He had this incredible ability to make conversations feel like a rollercoaster ride. It's like he was saying, Why have a straightforward chat when you can take people on an emotional loop-de-loop?
Who's on First, Costello?!
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You know, Abbott and Costello had this classic routine called Who's on First, and I'm starting to think Costello was the real mastermind. He was probably the one pulling all the strings behind the scenes. I mean, who names a routine Who's on First and then lets someone else take all the credit? Costello was the puppet master of confusion!
Costello's Self-Help Book
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Costello wrote a self-help book titled The Zen of Confusion. Chapter one: Breathe in confusion, exhale laughter. It's the only book that leaves you more enlightened and more bewildered at the same time. It's like a spiritual journey with a detour through the land of 'Who's on First.
Costello's Job Interview
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I heard Costello once went for a job interview as a linguist. The interviewer asked, Can you speak multiple languages? Costello replied, I can barely handle English! Needless to say, he got the job. Who needs multiple languages when you can master the art of confusion in one?
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