7 Jokes For Costello

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Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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I asked Costello if he liked to exercise. He said, 'I do, especially my right to remain lazy!
I asked Costello if he was good at poker. He said, 'I always fold under financial pressure!
I told Costello he should be a politician. He said, 'I can't afford to make promises!
Costello tried to be a gardener, but he couldn't find his bloomers!
I asked Costello if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'Only if it comes with a discount!
I asked Costello if he could play a musical instrument. He said, 'I'm great at the cash register—does that count?
I told Costello he should be a chef. He said, 'I'm already an expert at cooking the books!

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