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Why did the corduroy pillow become a detective? It had a knack for finding creases in the case!
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Why did the corduroy pillow go to therapy? It had too many wrinkles to iron out!
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I tried to tell my corduroy pillow a secret, but it already had too many covers!
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Why did the corduroy pillow start a band? It wanted to make soft rock music!
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Why did the corduroy pillow break up with the silk pillow? It couldn't handle the smooth talk!
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Why did the corduroy pillow refuse to play cards? It didn't want to be dealt with!
Corduroy Pillow's Late-Night TV Career
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I caught my corduroy pillow watching late-night TV. Now it insists on being called the Late-Night Lumbar Lounge. Apparently, it's planning a career as a talk show host for insomniacs.
Corduroy Pillow Support Group
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I'm starting a support group for people with corduroy pillows. We meet in a room with lots of padding because, let's face it, everyone's going to leave with a headache.
Corduroy Pillow Confessions
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My corduroy pillow and I had a heart-to-fluff conversation. It confessed it was tired of being underappreciated. I said, Buddy, you're literally under my head. What more do you want?
Corduroy Pillow Fails
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You ever try sleeping on a corduroy pillow? It's like my head's in a wrestling match with the '90s. It's the only time I wake up with bed head on both sides of my face. I feel like I've been in a tumble dryer with a jazz band.
Corduroy Wisdom
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I asked my grandma why she had a corduroy pillow, and she said, Dear, it imparts wisdom. I don't know about wisdom, but every night, I wake up with the distinct impression that my pillow has been lecturing me on the geopolitical implications of velcro.
Corduroy Pillow Rage
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My corduroy pillow is so rebellious. I lay down, and it's like, No conforming to your cranial contours! It's like the James Dean of bedding – just a rebel without a fluff.
Corduroy Pillow vs. Dreams
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I had a dream that my corduroy pillow filed for emancipation. It said, I'm tired of being your second-favorite headrest after that dream about flying marshmallows. I guess my pillow has pillow envy.
Corduroy Pillow's Existential Crisis
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My corduroy pillow is having an existential crisis. It's like, Am I a pillow or a wearable flannel accessory? I told it, Just be glad you're not a waterbed having an identity crisis. That would be a real splash.
Corduroy Pillow Conspiracy
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I think my pillow is part of a secret society. It's like, I lay my head down, and it whispers, The truth is out there, but it's classified. Also, fluff me more.
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