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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman – way cooler than the regular kind.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker, and my funds are cooler than my buns.
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I thought I'd tell you a construction joke, but I'm still working on that one. Meanwhile, my hammer is cooler than yours.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never be cooler than each other.
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I told my friends I could make a car out of spaghetti. They laughed until they saw it was a pasta-cooler.
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I aspire to be cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses, but every time I put them on, people just think I'm auditioning for a part in a confused penguin documentary.
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I aimed to be cooler than a cucumber in a snowstorm, but ended up looking more like a hot mess in a blender. Turns out, chill and chaos don't mix well.
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Attempting to be cooler than James Bond is like trying to outsmooth a jar of peanut butter. He's got gadgets and charm; I've got a Netflix subscription and dad jokes – close, but no martini.
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Being cooler than a ninja sounds great until you realize they can disappear in the shadows, and I struggle to find my keys every morning. Stealth level: beginner.
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I attempted to be cooler than the other side of the pillow, but let me tell you, that pillow has it easy. I'm over here flipping out more than a gymnast in a Beyoncé dance-off!
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I attempted to be cooler than a cucumber on ice skates, but let's just say my attempt at a triple axel turned into a not-so-cool 'oh-no-I'm-falling' waltz. Figure skating is hard, okay?
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I decided to be cooler than a snowman, but then I realized they don't have to deal with taxes and adulting. Frosty's got it easy – no 401(k), just 3 buttons and a carrot nose!
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I tried being cooler than a cucumber once, but those things just sit there looking chill. Meanwhile, I'm over here sweating like a turkey on Thanksgiving!
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Striving to be cooler than a jazz musician is tough. They're all smooth and sophisticated, while I'm just trying to play it cool with my air guitar in the living room.
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