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Air conditioners are the unsung heroes of summer. They're like, "Oh, it's scorching outside? Don't worry, I got you covered. I'm cooler than the sun." I wish I could bring my AC to social situations.
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Being on time is cooler than being fashionable. I used to show up fashionably late to everything, but now I'm all about that punctuality. It turns out being fashionably late just means you missed the good snacks.
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Libraries are like the unsung cool spots in town. You walk in, and it's all quiet and serene. The librarian gives you a look that says, "Welcome to the coolest place where the only loud thing is your imagination.
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Have you ever noticed how sunglasses make everything cooler than it actually is? I put them on, and suddenly, I feel like I'm on the set of a blockbuster movie. I should wear them during family gatherings; maybe they'll become blockbuster events.
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The word "cooler" is so deceptive. I bought a cooler for picnics, and it promised to keep things cool. Little did I know it meant in a "You're-not-invited-to-the-party" kind of way. My sandwiches have never felt more exclusive.
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You ever notice how ice cubes are cooler than the other elements? I mean, water is nice and refreshing, but add some ice, and suddenly it's like, "Hold on, we just upgraded to VIP status!
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My refrigerator thinks it's the coolest spot in the house. I opened it today, and it gave me this look like, "Yeah, I'm cooler than you'll ever be." I'm just waiting for it to start making snarky comments about my fashion choices.
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You know what's cooler than being in shape? Having a remote control with fresh batteries. The amount of power you feel when you don't have to get up to change the channel is unparalleled.
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Ever notice how pets are cooler than most people? My dog doesn't judge me for binge-watching TV shows or eating ice cream straight from the tub. If only my friends were as understanding.
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