6 Jokes For Contractor

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Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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I told my contractor I needed a break, and he handed me a hammer. Apparently, he took it literally!
My contractor told me he has a phobia of elevators. I think it's an uplifting experience!
I asked my contractor if he had any experience in roofing. He said, 'Of course, it's over my head!
I tried to tell my contractor a joke about construction, but he just couldn't build up a good laugh!
Why did the contractor become a gardener? Because he knows how to dig deep for the roots of a project!
Why did the contractor break up with the architect? They had too many foundation issues!

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