6 Jokes For Contractor

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Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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I told my contractor I wanted a fence that would make my neighbors jealous. Now they're green with envy!
Why did the contractor bring a pencil to the job interview? To draw up his plans!
I asked my contractor if he believed in miracles. He said, 'Of course, I turn dreams into drywall!
My contractor told me he only works on a need-to-build basis. I guess he's not into relationships!
I hired a contractor to fix my deck. Now it doesn't talk back to me. That's what I call silent but decking!
I asked my contractor if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'No, it usually takes a few estimates.

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