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Confession booths at church are like the original "Tell me your secrets" booths. But imagine if they had a review system: "Five stars for honesty, but the penance could use some jazzing up - maybe a dance routine next time?
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Ever catch yourself having a confessional moment with your fridge at 3 AM? "I swear, this time, it's just a light snack, not a full-course meal. Lettuce be reasonable here.
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Admit it, we've all got that one confessional story we've never shared. Mine? I once pretended to be on a work call just to avoid making small talk with my neighbor. Hello, Oscar-worthy performance!
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Confession: I've perfected the art of pretending to be busy when someone asks for help. I've got the "I'm in the middle of something important" face down to an award-winning performance. I should probably confess that one day... or not.
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Confessional time: I always feel like I'm auditioning for an award when I use self-checkout at the grocery store. "And the winner for the most efficient purchase of the day goes to... me!
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Confession: I have a folder on my computer labeled "Important Documents," but it's just full of cat memes. In case of emergency, laughter is the best medicine, right?
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Let's talk about the universal experience of accidentally sending a text to the wrong person. It's the modern-day equivalent of accidentally broadcasting your confessions to the entire world. Whoops, did I just confess my love for pizza to my boss? My bad.
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Confessional time: I organize my closet like I'm planning a military operation. "Operation Find That Missing Sock" is still ongoing. We've had some casualties, but we press on.
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You ever notice how our confessional moments in front of the mirror escalate quickly? It starts with fixing your hair, and suddenly you're giving yourself a motivational TED Talk about conquering the day. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most motivated of them all?
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