5 Jokes For Confessional

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Updated on: Mar 05 2025

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The Parenting Confession

Parenting fails and challenges
Confession: I accidentally taught my toddler a bad word. The priest said, "My child, thou shalt watch thy language... and invest in earplugs for playdates.

The Guilty Pleasure Confession

Admitting embarrassing guilty pleasures
Confession time: I have a secret stash of junk food. The priest told me to say three Hail Marys and switch to kale chips. I said, "How about three Hail Marys and a bag of Doritos?

The Tech Confession

Struggling with understanding technology
I admitted to the priest that I don't understand half the buttons on my TV remote. He said, "It's okay, my child. The only button you need to know is the power button. The rest are just suggestions.

The Fitness Confession

Failing at keeping up with fitness resolutions
The priest suggested I confess my love for pizza. I said, "Father, I've been cheating on salads with pizza." He replied, "As long as it's thin crust, my child. Thin crust forgives many sins.

The Social Media Confession

Oversharing on social media
I confessed that I accidentally liked my ex's new partner's photo. The priest said, "May your finger find forgiveness and the 'unlike' button swiftly.

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