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What's a concussed owl's favorite saying? 'Who am I? Where am I? Why am I?
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I told my friend I got a concussion while playing chess. He said, 'That's a checkmate!
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What's a concussion's favorite type of humor? Knock-knock jokes - they really hit the spot!
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What did the doctor say to the patient with a concussion? 'Looks like you've hit a rough chapter in life!
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Concussions are the ultimate excuse. Forget being fashionably late; I'm just fashionably concussed. It's the new trend. You walk in, slightly dazed, and everyone thinks you're avant-garde.
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I got a concussion playing sports. Now I understand why they call it a 'headbutt.' It's not about butt heads; it's about turning your brain into scrambled eggs. I think I'll stick to activities that involve less contact and more padded rooms.
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Concussions make you appreciate the simple things in life, like remembering your own name. I introduced myself to my reflection in the mirror the other day, just in case it forgot who I was too.
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I got a concussion once, and suddenly everyone became a detective. 'Where were you? What were you doing?' I felt like a suspect on a crime show. Next time, I'll make sure to bring popcorn for the interrogation.
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Concussions are nature's way of saying, 'Hey, remember that thing called gravity? Let me remind you.' It's like getting a not-so-friendly nudge from the universe to stay grounded, literally.
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I told my friend about my concussion, and he said, 'Well, at least you're getting some head in life.' I didn't know whether to laugh or question our friendship. Either way, my brain was too busy doing somersaults to decide.
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You know you've had one too many concussions when your doctor starts greeting you with, 'Well, fancy meeting you here again.' It's like a high-stakes game of hide and seek, but my brain is the worst hider ever.
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Concussions are like the surprise party your brain throws for itself. 'Surprise! We're shutting down for maintenance.' It's the only party where the DJ is your own confusion, and the dance floor is the fine line between consciousness and chaos.
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I asked my doctor for advice on avoiding concussions, and he said, 'Just wrap your head in bubble wrap.' Great idea, Doc. Now I look like a rejected superhero auditioning for the role of 'Captain Clumsy.'
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