5 Jokes For Concussion

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Updated on: Apr 14 2025

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The Overenthusiastic Tour Guide

Tour guide with a concussion
We asked her about the local cuisine, and she recommended a restaurant that turned out to be a pet store. I thought I ordered a classic French dish, but I got a can of cat food.

The Clumsy Superhero

Superhero with a concussion
The other day, he tried to stop a bank robbery but got confused and started helping the robbers carry the bags. He's like, "Guys, I've got super strength, I can help with that!

The Misguided Fortune Teller

Fortune teller with a concussion
She tried to read my palm but mistook a scar for the winning lottery numbers. So, I've been playing those numbers for weeks, hoping my hand knows something I don't.

The Forgetful Stand-Up Comedian

Comedian with a concussion
His memory is so bad; he walked into a bar and forgot why. The bartender asked, "What can I get you?" He replied, "I have no idea, but make it strong – maybe it'll jog my memory.

The Alien Abduction Perspective

Alien with a concussion
The poor guy keeps mistaking common objects for advanced extraterrestrial technology. He looked at a toaster and said, "Ah, yes, the Earthling device for interdimensional communication, right?

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