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Ever notice how a concussion makes you appreciate the little things in life? Like, you start thanking your lucky stars that you can still remember your own name after a particularly intense sneeze.
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Concussions are like the surprise quizzes of adulthood. You never see them coming, they leave you confused, and you're left hoping that your brain retained at least some of the information.
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Getting a concussion is like having a one-night stand with a doorknob – you wake up the next day thinking, "How did I end up in this situation, and why is my head pounding?
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After my concussion, I started wearing a helmet everywhere – you know, just to be safe. People look at me funny, but hey, at least I'm ready for any spontaneous limbo contests that might break out.
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Have you ever tried explaining to your friends why you can't join them for a game night because you're on a concussion-induced "screen detox"? It's like trying to convince them you're on a secret mission to save the world, but really you're just watching paint dry.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but when you have a concussion, even a light chuckle feels like a jackhammer inside your skull. So, I guess my prescription is more like a comedy-induced headache.
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Concussions make you question your intelligence. I mean, one moment you're solving complex problems, and the next, you're debating whether it's socially acceptable to wear a helmet to the grocery store.
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You know you're getting old when you get a concussion, and your first thought is not about recovery but about the deductible on your health insurance.
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You haven't experienced true embarrassment until you've tried to explain to your boss that the reason you messed up the presentation was not incompetence but a recent encounter with a low-hanging ceiling fan.
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