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I've always wondered, why do superheroes in comic books have the best fashion sense? I mean, they're saving the world, but somehow, they also find time for a wardrobe change. I struggle just to match my socks.
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One thing I've learned from comic books is that anything is possible with the right amount of determination... and maybe a radioactive spider bite. So, if you see me climbing walls tomorrow, you'll know what happened.
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You ever notice how when you're reading a comic book, time just flies? Seriously, you're flipping through pages faster than a squirrel on a caffeine binge. Meanwhile, your chores are sitting there like, "Hey, remember me?
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You ever try explaining a comic book plot to someone who doesn't read them? It's like trying to describe the plot of a soap opera set in an alternate universe where everyone can fly. "So, there's this guy, right? He's got spider powers, but he's also a journalist, and... never mind, you had to be there.
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You ever notice how comic book fans have the best debates? "Who would win in a fight: Thor or Hulk?" Forget politics; that's the real hot-button issue. And don't get me started on the age-old debate: DC or Marvel?
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I've noticed that comic book characters have the most epic names. Batman, Wolverine, Captain Marvel. It's like their parents knew they were destined for greatness or at least a really cool Halloween costume.
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I've always been amazed at how comic book artists can draw such intricate fight scenes. I can't even draw a straight line without it looking like a toddler's doodle. Meanwhile, they're over there, creating masterpieces of superhero smackdowns.
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Isn't it funny how in comic books, a simple pair of glasses is enough to fool everyone into thinking Clark Kent isn't Superman? I tried that once. Spoiler alert: it didn't work, and I walked into a wall.
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You know you're deep into a comic book when you start debating the moral implications of a superhero's choices at 2 am. "Sure, he saved the city, but was it really ethical to destroy that building? Think of the property values!
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