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Sidekick Struggles
Sidekicks feeling unappreciated
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My superhero partner said I could pick any animal as my sidekick. I chose a sloth, thinking it would be cute. Turns out, it's not very effective in stopping crime. The villains just pet it and move on with their evil plans.
Superhero Therapy
Superheroes dealing with personal issues
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I confessed to my therapist that I have a crush on another superhero. She said, "Why don't you just tell them?" I replied, "What if they reject me?" She said, "You face villains every day; I think you can handle rejection." Little does she know, rejection hurts more than a supervillain's laser beam.
Comic Book Dating
Superheroes and villains navigating the dating scene
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Superhero speed dating is a thing. You have 30 seconds to impress someone. I showed up in my superhero outfit and said, "I can save the day in 30 seconds or less." The girl replied, "Can you also fix my Wi-Fi in that time?" Talk about high expectations.
Superhero Auditions
Superheroes auditioning for their powers
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I tried out for the superhero with the ability to control time. The judges said, "Sorry, we can't accept anyone who's always fashionably late." I guess I'm stuck being a mere mortal.
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