8 Jokes For Come

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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I've decided to come up with a new workout routine; I'm calling it 'jogging to conclusions.
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said, '40.' He said, 'but I only have 37!' I replied, 'Come on, man, round them up!'
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired to come to a stop!
I'm trying to convince my dog to stop chasing people on bicycles. I tell him, 'Come on, Rover, let's put the brakes on that habit!
I tried to organize a hide-and-seek competition, but it was a disaster. No one wanted to come out for the prize!
I tried to write a book about poltergeists, but they didn't want to come together on the plot!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... and he didn't just stand there; he knew how to come off as corny!
I asked the librarian if they had a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're all checked out, but they'll come back for you.

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