bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Perpetual Procrastinator
Dealing with the consequences of always putting things off
0
0
My to-do list has a "come back to it later" section. It's basically a graveyard of good intentions. "Oh, I was going to learn the guitar... maybe next year. Or the year after.
The Unfashionable Fashionista
Navigating the world of fashion with zero sense of style
0
0
I bought a shirt that said, "Come at me with fashion advice." Turns out, it was just a clever way for people to avoid me altogether. I'm a walking cautionary tale for fashion don'ts.
The Matchmaker's Misadventures
Juggling the intricacies of setting people up on dates
0
0
I asked one couple how their date went, and they said it was electrifying. Turns out, they meant the awkward silence was so intense; they could hear the buzzing from the streetlight. Shockingly romantic.
The Confused GPS Voice
Navigating through misunderstandings and confusing directions
0
0
GPS is so judgmental. It doesn't just say, "In 1 mile, make a U-turn." It says, "In 1 mile, make a U-turn if you ever want to see your dignity again." Thanks, GPS, I'll just take a left at the existential crisis.
The Overly Optimistic Party Planner
Dealing with last-minute changes to the party
0
0
I love when people RSVP with a "maybe." Oh, you're a party-time philosopher, aren't you? "Maybe I'll show up, maybe I won't. Life's a mystery." Well, my friend, so is the seating chart when you're a "maybe.
Post a Comment