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Why did the college student bring a mirror to the exam? To reflect on the questions!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the biology lecture? It saw the salad dressing!
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What did one wall say to the other wall in college? 'I'll meet you at the corner!'
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Why did the college student study in the airplane? They wanted higher education!
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Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? They wanted to raise the roof!
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Why did the philosophy major apply for a job at the bakery? They kneaded the dough!
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Why did the college student bring a pillow to class? For dream interpretation during lectures!
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Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they heard the course was on a higher level!
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What do you call a group of musical college students? A chord of scholars!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award at college? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What did the student say when they lost their pencil? 'I can't draw anymore conclusions!'
Surviving College Life
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You know, college is the only place where you pay an arm and a leg to stress about not having any arms or legs left by the end of finals week. It's like, congratulations, you're officially a broke scholar with a degree in sleep deprivation.
Class Scheduling Woes
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Trying to schedule classes is like playing a game of Tetris, but the pieces are 8 a.m. lectures and mandatory lab hours. I had a class that started at 7 a.m. once. I didn't know the sun was up that early. I thought it was a myth, like Bigfoot or a professor who accepts late assignments.
Post-Grad Panic
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Graduating college is like being pushed out of a nest and hoping you'll sprout wings on the way down. Suddenly, you're faced with the real world, and your degree feels like a participation trophy in the job market. It's the only time in life when you miss the simplicity of finals week and start to wonder if adulting is just a cruel prank.
Dorm Room Drama
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Living in a dorm is a unique experience. It's the only place where you can hear someone arguing about the proper way to arrange pizza boxes for optimal feng shui. I didn't know cardboard had a vibe, but apparently, it does.
Textbook Prices
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Why are textbooks so expensive? It's like they're printed with the tears of broke college students. I once had a textbook that cost more than my self-esteem after failing a pop quiz. I mean, who needs financial stability when you have a 500-page book about calculus that you'll never open?
Laundry Dilemmas
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Laundry day in college is an adventure. You're never sure if your clothes will come out the same color you put them in, or if they'll shrink to fit a Barbie doll. It's like playing Russian roulette with your wardrobe. Will my favorite shirt survive the spin cycle, or will it emerge as a crop top?
All-Nighters
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College is the only time in your life when pulling an all-nighter is a badge of honor. People are like, I haven't slept in 72 hours! and instead of getting concerned looks, they get high-fives. It's a weird time when exhaustion becomes a status symbol.
Group Projects
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Group projects are the real test of your diplomatic skills. It's the only time you'll hear someone say, I did all the work, and it's not a compliment. If teamwork makes the dream work, then group projects are the nightmares that keep you awake at night.
Roommate Chronicles
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Living with a roommate is like being in a relationship without the benefits. You share a tiny space, argue about whose turn it is to buy toilet paper, and engage in passive-aggressive post-it note warfare. If you can survive sharing a bathroom with another person, you can probably negotiate world peace.
The Freshman 15
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They call it the Freshman 15, but honestly, it should be called the Tuition Tummy. You gain 15 pounds and lose all your money because ramen noodles are cheaper than the gym. It's the only place where the library is a quiet place to sob into your instant noodles.
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