5 Jokes About College Life

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Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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Professor's Perspective

Dealing with clueless students
My students think I have eyes in the back of my head. Little do they know, it's just the reflection of their smartphones during class.

The Love Guru in the Library

Balancing romance and academics
My idea of a hot date is someone who understands the difference between APA and MLA citation styles. Nothing says love like properly formatted references.

The Overly Enthusiastic Freshman

Naive excitement meets reality
Freshmen are so optimistic. I saw one with a campus map, a class schedule, and a dream. I wanted to tell them, "Good luck finding your way and your passion – it's like a maze, but with more existential crises.

The Broke Student

Surviving on a ramen noodle budget
My diet plan is simple: I eat whatever is on sale at the grocery store. I call it the "discount disco," where every meal is a surprise party.

The Caffeine-Addicted All-Nighter

Battling the need for sleep and the need for grades
They say college is about broadening your horizons. Well, my only horizon is the glow of my laptop screen at 3 AM. It's like a personal sunrise, but with more regret and fewer birds chirping.

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