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College is the only place where the phrase "I'll sleep when I'm dead" becomes a legitimate life motto. Who needs eight hours of sleep when you can survive on a power nap and sheer determination?
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College is the only time in life where procrastination is not just a bad habit, it's a lifestyle choice. You can write an entire research paper in one night, but ask me to do it a week in advance, and suddenly I'm too busy organizing my sock drawer.
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College relationships are like Wi-Fi connections – sometimes strong and reliable, other times non-existent. And just like Wi-Fi, you only realize how much you need it when it's gone during finals week.
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Ever notice how college textbooks are thicker than a medieval castle wall? I'm convinced they add extra pages just to make sure we're getting our money's worth. I mean, how many trees had to sacrifice their lives for me to understand calculus?
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College cafeterias have this magical ability to make every dish look like it's auditioning for a horror movie. "Tonight's special: Mystery Meat Surprise!" I'm just here for the suspense.
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College lectures are like Netflix series – you start with good intentions, but halfway through, you're just nodding along pretending you understand, hoping nobody quizzes you on the plot later.
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The laundry room in college is like a black hole for socks. I've come to terms with the fact that my missing socks are probably living their best life somewhere on campus, attending sock parties and doing laundry of their own.
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You know you're in college when your idea of a balanced diet is alternating between instant ramen noodles and microwave popcorn. I call it the "culinary seesaw" – one day sodium, the next day butter.
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College friendships are a unique breed. You'll bond with someone over shared struggles, late-night pizza runs, and the unspoken agreement that 8 am classes are a form of cruel and unusual punishment.
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