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College freshmen have a unique approach to time management. They'll spend hours perfecting the art of procrastination, only to suddenly become productivity gurus at 3 AM the night before an exam. It's like they're channeling the spirit of a last-minute superhero.
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College freshmen have a unique fashion sense. It's a delicate balance between "I woke up five minutes ago" and "I'm attending a red-carpet event in my dreams." Rumor has it, the more mismatched the socks, the higher the GPA.
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You know you're a college freshman when you think you can survive solely on energy drinks and granola bars. They approach nutrition like a risky game of Jenga – removing one vital food group at a time, hoping the whole tower doesn't come crashing down.
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College freshmen have a complicated relationship with the campus squirrels. At first, they're like, "Oh, how cute!" But after one bold squirrel steals their snack, they become campus vigilantes, plotting revenge like they're in a heist movie. The Great Squirrel Caper of 101.
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You know you're a college freshman when your idea of a well-balanced meal is combining ramen noodles with instant mac and cheese. It's the gourmet cuisine of the broke and ambitious.
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Have you ever seen a college freshman trying to assemble furniture from IKEA? It's like watching a magic show gone wrong. They start with enthusiasm, and by the end, they're surrounded by a pile of screws, missing parts, and a chair that suspiciously resembles modern art.
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College freshmen are like human GPS devices. They confidently stride across campus for the first few weeks, navigating with the precision of a seasoned explorer. But ask them where the library is, and suddenly they're lost in a wilderness of confusion.
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College freshmen have a special talent for finding the only broken chair in the lecture hall. You'll see them confidently lower themselves into it, only to end up in a slow-motion descent reminiscent of a sinking ship. It's a rite of passage, really.
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College freshmen have this uncanny ability to make any room feel like a tornado just passed through. I walked into a freshman's dorm once, and I swear it looked like a scene from a post-apocalyptic movie – textbooks strewn about, pizza boxes in a defensive formation, and a lone sock hanging from the ceiling fan.
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College freshmen think they're invincible until they encounter the laundry room for the first time. It's like a secret initiation ritual – they stand there, staring at the washer and dryer, as if they've just discovered a foreign spacecraft. Spoiler alert: separating whites and colors is not as intuitive as it seems.
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