5 College Freshmen Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 04 2025

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The Lost Freshman

Trying to find his way around campus
He asked me if I knew where the dorms were. I said, "Sure, they're right next to the existential crisis and just down the road from poor life choices." Welcome to college – it's the lost and the furious out here.

The Party Animal Freshman

Balancing academics and a thriving social life
He said, "I'm going to major in socializing." I was like, "Great, now try majoring in passing your classes." His response? "Nah, too hard." We got a genius over here.

The Broke Freshman

Embracing the college struggle
He said, "I'm on a seafood diet – I see food, and I can't afford it." Welcome to college, where the only thing you'll be catching is debt.

The Overconfident Freshman

Navigating college with unwarranted confidence
He signed up for 8 AM classes because, in high school, he was the "morning person." Now he's the "morning zombie" sleeping through lectures. Welcome to college, where the early bird gets the snooze button.

The Overly Involved Freshman

Joining every club, society, and group on campus
He's so involved that when I asked him about his major, he said, "Major? I'm majoring in extracurricular activities with a minor in sleep deprivation." Good luck with that, buddy.

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