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Why did the snowman call the police? Because there was a snow-burglar chilling outside!
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Why don't snowmen ever get in trouble? They have a strong case, they're always cold!
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Did you hear about the snowman who won an award? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Winter Woes
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It's so cold outside that I saw a politician with their hands in their own pockets. I mean, that's when you know things are really frosty out there.
Frosty Fumbles
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When it's cold outside, grace goes out the window. People are slipping and sliding like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy. If Olympic gold were given for sidewalk ice dancing, we'd all be contenders.
Thermal Tactics
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It's that time of the year when getting dressed becomes a strategic operation. You're layering up like you're preparing for an arctic expedition. I'm just waiting for someone to invent a jacket that doubles up as a sleeping bag.
Chill Factor
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You know it's cold outside when even your shadow refuses to leave the warmth of the streetlight. I mean, I've seen clingy, but that's next-level commitment.
Layered Logic
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When it's cold outside, suddenly everyone's a fashion expert. You've got people wearing so many layers, they look like they're smuggling marshmallows under their clothes. I mean, who needs the gym when you're carrying a winter wardrobe?
Heating Wars
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You know it's cold outside when the debate at home shifts from who's hogging the remote to who's hogging the blanket. I mean, forget World War III, it's all about the thermostat war.
Freezing Faux Pas
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It's so cold outside that hugging someone feels less like an affectionate gesture and more like an emergency heat exchange program. If you're not careful, you might accidentally fuse together.
Ice Age Innovations
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Cold weather brings out the genius in us. Suddenly, we're MacGyvering everything just to keep warm. I saw a guy using a hairdryer to defrost his car lock. Resourcefulness level: Eskimo survival expert.
Subzero Survival
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When it's cold outside, you're on a whole other level of survival mode. You start measuring time in how many layers you've put on and wondering if your nose will ever defrost. I tell you, winter's not for the faint-hearted; it's a battleground out there.
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