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The Freezing Penguin
The struggle of being formally dressed for every occasion, even in the freezing cold
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I tried to pick up ice skating to fit in, but it turns out my tuxedo isn't the best outfit for graceful moves. I looked more like a sliding door that couldn't decide whether to open or close.
The Icicle
Existential crisis about whether you're a winter decoration or a dangerous weapon
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My dream is to be on the cover of a holiday card, but no one wants a card with a potentially lethal icicle. It's like, "Happy holidays! Be careful not to impale yourself on the festive decorations.
The Snowman
Trying to impress everyone despite the inevitable meltdown
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I tried speed dating the other day, but it didn't go well. As soon as I mentioned I melt under pressure, I could see the disappointment in their eyes. It's like, "Sorry, I can't be Mr. Freeze; I'm more like Mr. Slightly Chilled.
The Shivering Squirrel
Winter wardrobe decisions and the constant struggle to find nuts
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I tried to organize a support group for cold squirrels, but nobody showed up. I guess they were all too busy hoarding their nuts or maybe just hibernating somewhere warm. Note to self: Don't organize events during nap season.
The Polar Bear
Balancing the desire to stay cool and the reality of global warming
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I saw a documentary the other day about climate change. They were talking about melting ice caps, and I'm thinking, "That's my home they're talking about!" I never thought I'd be an endangered species; I just thought I was really good at hide and seek.
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