8 Jokes For Cold Outside

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Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace the cold weather. Now she's outside hugging the snowman!
My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So, I threw a coconut at his face!
My friend asked me if I wanted to build a snowman. I said, 'No snow way!
The weather's so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle!
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow!

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