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Cold calling is like the ultimate test of your acting skills. You have to pretend to be interested while thinking, "I'd rather be doing my taxes or watching paint dry right now." If there was an Academy Award for pretending to care, telemarketers would be sweeping the nominations every year.
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I got a cold call the other day from someone claiming they could save me money on my electricity bill. I thought, "Wow, that's amazing! Can you also save me from this awkward conversation by hanging up?
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You ever notice how the people who make cold calls have the most upbeat voices? It's like they're trying to convince you that buying a time-share is the key to eternal happiness. I want to be that optimistic about something, too – maybe about finding socks that actually stay paired in the laundry.
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Cold calling is the only job where rejection is part of the job description. It's like, "Congratulations! You've been hired to hear 'no' a thousand times a day. Good luck!
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I've always wondered if there's a Cold Calling Olympics, and telemarketers compete to see who can keep someone on the line the longest. "And in the gold medal round, we have Karen from Idaho, who just convinced someone they need a lifetime supply of dental floss!
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I got a cold call from a charity asking for a donation. I said, "Sure, I'll donate if you can explain quantum physics to me in under a minute." Let's just say they didn't get their donation, but I did get a solid 60 seconds of silence.
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Cold calling is like a reverse surprise party. Instead of friends jumping out to celebrate, it's unwanted information about a limited-time offer on car insurance. "Surprise! Your premiums are about to skyrocket!
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I tried to outsmart a telemarketer once by answering the phone in a foreign language. Little did I know, they were multilingual and proceeded to pitch me in three different languages. I've never felt so defeated while holding a phone.
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You ever notice how cold calling is like playing phone roulette? You answer the call, and it's either a long-lost relative or someone trying to sell you solar panels. It's like, "Hey, surprise! You've won... a pitch for life insurance!
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