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The Rejected Inventor
Trying to pitch an invention that nobody believes in
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I designed a phone that hangs up on telemarketers automatically. It's so advanced it even hangs up on itself when I try to test it. I guess my phone is antisocial.
The Desperate Romantic
Trying to win back an ex over the phone
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I told my ex I'd changed, and she said, "People don't change." I replied, "Well, my ringtone did. Doesn't that count for something?
The Job Seeker
Applying for jobs you're not qualified for
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I got a call from a company, and the interviewer asked if I was familiar with cold calling. I said, "Oh, absolutely! I once called an ice cream parlor to ask about their flavors.
The Telemarketer
Trying to sell something nobody wants
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I asked a guy if he was interested in our amazing new product. He said, "I'm not interested." I said, "But sir, this product can even make cold calls interesting." He replied, "That's impossible." Touche.
The Paranoid Homeowner
Fearing every call is a scam or a sales pitch
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I got a call from a number with the same area code as mine. I thought, "This must be important." Turns out it was just a telemarketer trying to sell me a heating system. In my head, I was like, "I already have one; it's called a blanket!
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