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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker; I knead the dough!
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm an astronaut; I need space!
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a gardener; I need to grow!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the scarecrow and the corn have the best time together? They were outstanding in their field!
Coitus Chronicles: The Musical
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Someone suggested we turn the whole coitus conversation into a musical. Imagine Broadway, big production numbers, and a chorus line of dancers spelling out C-O-I-T-U-S. I bet even Shakespeare would be proud, or rolling in his grave, I'm not quite sure.
The Coitus Chronicles
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You know, I was reading this fancy-schmancy article the other day about coitus. They used the word coitus so many times, I thought I accidentally stumbled upon the world's most awkward crossword puzzle. I mean, who uses that term in casual conversation? Imagine trying to spice things up in the bedroom and whispering, Hey baby, how about a little coitus tonight? More like a one-way ticket to the couch.
The Coitus Conundrum
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I overheard a couple arguing in a coffee shop about coitus. Apparently, one of them misread the instructions in the Kama Sutra and now thinks coitus is some kind of yoga pose. It's like a sitcom plot gone horribly wrong. I can already see the title: Two and a Half Downward Dogs.
Coitus Confessions
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My doctor told me I needed more coitus in my life for a healthier heart. Well, doc, if you're prescribing it like vitamins, I hope there's a gummy version. I can see the commercial now: New Coitus Gummies, because love should be chewable, not questionable!
Coitus and Coupons
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I tried using the word coitus to get a discount at a fancy restaurant. The waiter just gave me a blank stare and said, Sir, this isn't a coupon code, it's a dining establishment. Well, excuse me for trying to spice up my date night and save a few bucks. Next time, I'll stick to the specials menu instead of special words.
Coitus Code
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Have you ever tried to use the word coitus in a game of Scrabble? Trust me, it's not as sexy as it sounds. My opponent gave me the stink eye, and I'm pretty sure I saw the Scrabble police waiting outside to arrest me for inappropriate word usage. There goes my shot at becoming the Scrabble champion of the retirement home.
Coitus for Dummies
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They say there's a book for everything, right? Well, I found a book titled Coitus for Dummies. I didn't know whether to laugh or be offended. I mean, if you need a book to explain it, maybe you should stick to board games or something. Monopoly is always a safe bet.
The Coitus Conspiracy
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I suspect there's a secret society dedicated to making the word coitus sound as awkward as possible. They probably have meetings where they gather around, sip coffee, and brainstorm ways to make it the least romantic term in the English language. Mission accomplished, guys.
Coitus and Confusion
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So, I tried to impress my date by casually slipping in the word coitus during dinner. Let's just say, things got awkward real fast. Turns out, talking about complex activities while eating spaghetti isn't the way to a person's heart. I've never seen someone so confused with a fork in one hand and an existential crisis in the other.
Coitus and Cats
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They say cats are curious creatures. Well, let me tell you, my cat walked in on my attempt at a romantic evening, and the look on its face was pure judgment. I swear it gave me a disdainful meow that roughly translated to, Really? Coitus on a Tuesday? I haven't felt that judged since I tried to teach my cat to breakdance.
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