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The Expectations vs Reality
Hollywood versus real life
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Why do movies always show 'coitus' scenes with candles and rose petals? Last time I tried that, the fire alarm went off, the cat attacked the petals, and we were left with burnt hair and a vet bill.
The Animal Kingdom Comparison
Human complexity versus animal instincts
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I envy animals sometimes. They don't have to worry about 'coitus' etiquette. No candlelit dinners or fancy lingerie needed. Just a quick sniff, a nod, and off they go. Efficient, I'd say!
The Awkward Encounter
Balancing desire with discomfort
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You know you're in trouble when your partner starts talking about 'coitus interruptus' during an argument. Suddenly, it's less about birth control and more about withholding intimacy. That's the real tension between safety and satisfaction!
The Evolution of Language
The absurdity of euphemisms
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Why do we need code names for 'coitus'? Imagine ordering at a restaurant using euphemisms. 'I'll have the discreet rendezvous with a side of clandestine passion, please.' Just say what you mean!
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