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I met my long-lost twin on social media. We decided to meet, and it was the most coincidental reunion ever - we both wore the same outfit!
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I bought a jigsaw puzzle and coincidentally found the last piece in my friend's living room. It was the 'missing link' to our friendship!
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I accidentally wore the same costume as my pet for Halloween. It was a 'petrifying' coincidence!
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I bought a book on anti-gravity, but it coincidentally fell off the shelf.
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I accidentally dialed the wrong number and ended up talking to a long-lost friend. Turns out, it was a mis-call-aneous reunion!
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Why did the coincidence go to therapy? It felt too predictable and wanted to change its fate!
You ever meet someone, and you're like, 'What a small world!' No, Carol, it's not a small world; it's just that social media made stalking people way too easy!
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People always say, Small world! when they run into someone unexpectedly. No, Carol, it's not a small world; it's just that we're all connected by the internet, and Facebook's algorithm is working overtime to make us bump into each other.
Coincidence? More like the universe’s lazy attempt at matchmaking!
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You ever notice how people love to throw around the word coincidence? Like, Oh, what a coincidence! No, Susan, it's not a coincidence that you and I both reached for the last donut; it's a battle for survival, and I just happened to be quicker!
Coincidences are like the universe's inside joke, and guess who's not in on it? Yep, me!
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I feel like the universe is up there, chuckling to itself, setting up these cosmic pranks, and I'm just down here like, Seriously? I can't even find matching socks, and you're orchestrating this elaborate coincidence?
Ever notice how coincidences always seem to happen at the worst possible times? Like, thanks, universe, I really needed a surprise plot twist in the middle of my Monday morning meeting!
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You ever had one of those moments where a coincidence just throws a curveball into your life? Yeah, the universe has a sense of humor, and apparently, it's a big fan of slapstick comedy.
I tried to convince my boss that being late every day was just a cosmic coincidence. He didn't buy it, but hey, worth a shot!
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I told my boss, You know, being late every day is just a cosmic coincidence. The stars aligned, traffic happened, and boom, here I am, fashionably late. He didn't appreciate the celestial excuse.
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I've started using 'coincidence' as my excuse for everything. Late to work? Coincidence. Forgot your birthday? Coincidence. Accidentally liked your ex's new partner's photo from three years ago? Classic coincidence!
The only thing more shocking than a coincidence is realizing you're out of coffee on a Monday morning. Now that's a plot twist!
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You ever have one of those mornings where everything seems normal, and then BAM! You're out of coffee. Talk about a coincidence. The universe must have thought, Let's see how they handle this unexpected twist in the script!
I believe in coincidences because, honestly, I have no choice - they keep happening, and I'm too lazy to argue with fate!
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Have you ever had one of those days where everything just lines up perfectly, and you're like, Wow, what a coincidence! No, Brenda, it's not fate smiling at you; it's just the universe procrastinating and throwing things together at the last minute.
Coincidences are like the glitter of life - annoying, impossible to get rid of, and somehow always showing up where you least expect it.
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You ever notice how coincidences are like glitter? You think you've cleaned it all up, but then, months later, you find a speck on your sandwich. Yeah, that's life's way of saying, Surprise! I'm here!
Coincidences are like the universe's way of saying, 'I see you trying to plan, but I've got my own agenda!'
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I'm a planner. I love to schedule and organize, but the universe has a way of throwing in these curveballs, these little surprises that make me question if my life is just a poorly written sitcom.
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