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I love how we try to rationalize coincidences by saying, "What are the odds?" Well, the odds are probably higher than we think, considering we live in a world where people willingly eat pineapple on pizza. Now that's a coincidence worth questioning.
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Isn't it ironic how we celebrate the rare moments of perfect timing, completely overlooking the countless coincidences that didn't work in our favor? It's like throwing a party for the one successful employee while the rest of the team is stuck in the office photocopier.
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Coincidences are like the universe's way of playing matchmaker. You bump into someone at the bookstore, both reaching for the last copy of the same obscure novel. Next thing you know, you're in a romantic comedy, and the universe is the director yelling, "Action!
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You ever notice how coincidences always seem to happen at the most inconvenient times? Like, I run into my ex at the grocery store when I look like I just crawled out of bed. It's like the universe has a twisted sense of humor, going, "Hey, remember this awkward phase of your life? Let's relive it right now in the produce aisle.
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Do you ever notice that coincidences become more noticeable when you're trying to avoid someone? Like, you decide to take a different route to avoid your neighbor, and suddenly you both end up at the same coffee shop. The universe be like, "Nice try, but you can't escape social interaction that easily.
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Isn't it weird how we call it a coincidence when two things happen at the same time, but if they don't, it's just a regular day? Like, "Oh, what a coincidence, I woke up at the same time as my alarm today." No, that's just Monday, buddy.
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Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you question if you're living in a simulation? Like when you randomly think of a song, and it starts playing on the radio. Either the simulation is glitching, or my brain is getting eerily good at DJing.
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I love how people always say, "What a small world!" when they run into someone unexpectedly. It's not a small world; it's just a world full of crazy coincidences. I mean, I can't even find my keys half the time in this not-so-small world.
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It's funny how we find comfort in coincidences, thinking they must mean something. Like finding a penny on the ground and thinking it's a sign of good luck. Sorry, universe, but I'll take a four-leaf clover over spare change any day.
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