5 Jokes About Coincidence

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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The Romantic Cynic

Seeing romance in coincidences but doubting true love.
I went on a blind date, and our birthdays were on the same day. We thought it was fate until we realized we both forgot our wallets. Coincidence or a sign that love is financially burdensome?

The Superstitious Skeptic

Questioning every coincidence but still carrying a lucky charm.
I once found a horseshoe in the street. Thought about selling it, but then I remembered I don't own a horse. Maybe the universe is telling me to get a bicycle instead.

The Time Travel Enthusiast

Believing coincidences are glitches in the space-time continuum.
I found a note in my pocket with tomorrow's weather forecast. Either I've cracked the code of coincidence, or my future self is a really passive-aggressive meteorologist.

The Optimistic Pessimist

Embracing coincidences but expecting the worst.
I met someone with the same birthday as me. We thought it was destiny, but then we both got food poisoning at the same restaurant. Coincidence or cosmic joke? You decide.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing every coincidence is part of a grand conspiracy.
I once found a penny on the street, heads up. Coincidence? I think not. It's clearly a message from extraterrestrials telling me to invest in aluminum foil stock!

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