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Why did the pencil go to school alone? Because it wanted to draw a line without any classmates.
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Why did the classmate bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the classmates bring a ladder to school? Because they heard it was high school!
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Why did the pencil refuse to be friends with the eraser? It always felt rubbed the wrong way.
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Why did the scarecrow become the class president? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the geometry book feel sad? Because it had too many problems with its angles.
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Ever had those classmates who were like vending machines? You put a coin in, and out comes a never-ending stream of bizarre questions. Hey, do you think aliens have pets? And if they do, what kind of litter box do they use? I miss those thought-provoking moments during exams.
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There was always that one overachiever in class who made the rest of us look like we were running in slow motion through a library. They’d finish assignments before they were even assigned. How? Do they have a time-turner from Hogwarts?
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Remember those classmates who acted like they were auditioning for a wildlife documentary? They'd narrate every move in class, like, Here we see the rare creature known as the teacher, attempting to explain the mysteries of calculus. At least they kept things entertaining.
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You always had that one classmate who treated the pencil sharpener like it was their personal therapy session. Sharpening a pencil turned into a philosophical journey. Ah, yes, the blade of destiny sharpens the lead of knowledge. Just sharpen the pencil, man!
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You know, in school, we all had those classmates who were like human alarm clocks. You’d be peacefully asleep in math class, and suddenly, their hand shoots up, and the teacher's like, Yes, Steve? and Steve's like, Um, can you repeat the last hour? I just got here. Classic Steve!
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Remember those classmates who could turn a simple group project into a full-blown Broadway production? Alright, team! We're doing a play about photosynthesis. I’ll be the sun, you be the chlorophyll, and you… you're the tree! They took teamwork to a whole new level.
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You know, every class had that one student who was a walking Wikipedia. You’d be in history class, and they’d casually drop facts like, Did you know that Julius Caesar’s favorite pizza topping was betrayal? How do you even find that out?!
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In school, there were two types of classmates: the ones who made you feel like Einstein and the ones who made you question if you even belonged on this planet. Thank you, weird kid in the back, for keeping us all grounded.
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You know, in school, we all had that one classmate who could sleep through anything. Earthquake drills, pop quizzes, you name it. You’d envy them until you realized they probably dreamt better grades than the rest of us.
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You always had that one classmate who seemed to be an undercover superhero. Whenever the teacher asked a question, they’d look around like they were deep in thought, and then, BAM! Save the day with an answer nobody else understood. We all secretly wanted to be them.
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