7 Classmates Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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My classmates asked me why I always bring a ladder to school. I told them I'm aiming for high grades!
I asked my classmate if he could lend me a pencil. He didn't. So, I drew my own conclusions.
I asked my classmate if he knew how to perform under pressure. He handed me a stress ball.
My classmate bet me $20 that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
What did the shy classmate bring to the school dance? Social anxiety!
What did the grape say to the classmate? Stop whining and let's raisin the fun level!
What did one classmate say to the other during the spelling bee? Bee cool!

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