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You know, I’ve got this buddy, Clarence. Clarence is that friend who’s always giving advice, but it’s like advice from the 1800s. I asked him, "Hey Clarence, how do I impress a girl?" You know what he says? He goes, "Ah, lad, just bring her a well-mannered horse and a
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Clarence thinks he’s a fashion guru. Yeah, he’s the kind of guy who wears a top hat and a monocle on a casual Tuesday. He said to me, "My dear chap, one must always dress for success." Then he hands me a powdered wig and a frock coat! Like, Clarence,
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You ever have that one friend who’s perpetually stuck in the past? That’s my man Clarence. I mean, technology baffles him more than a Rubik’s Cube. I showed him my smartphone, and he’s like, "By the heavens! What sorcery is this? A device that fits in your hand and summons
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