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Why did Clarence bring a ladder to the gym? He heard it was a step in the right direction!
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Clarence wanted to be a gardener, but he couldn't find a plant that could root for him!
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Why did Clarence take a ladder to the restaurant? Because he heard the food was on a different level!
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Clarence bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as he got home, it made a bolt for the door!
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Clarence wanted to be a comedian, but his jokes were always a bit sketchy!
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Why did Clarence bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Clarence tried to make a belt out of watches, but he realized it was a waist of time!
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Clarence decided to become a baker, but he kneaded more dough to rise to the occasion!
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Why did Clarence bring a ladder to the comedy show? He heard the jokes were over his head!
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Clarence opened a bakery on a street corner. Now, he's rolling in the dough!
Supernatural Setlist
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My setlist is starting to look like a paranormal activity log. I've got jokes about ghosts, jokes by ghosts, and jokes that disappear without a trace. I'm not a comedian; I'm the host of the Clarence Comedy Hour, where every punchline comes with a hauntingly good time.
Ghostwriting or Ghosting?
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So, I told Clarence, I need some killer material! He said, Sure, I'll ghostwrite for you. I thought he meant writing jokes, but nope! Now I have this stand-up set that's more haunted than hilarious. Thanks, Clarence, for turning my career into a ghost story.
Spooky Spellcheck
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I asked Clarence to proofread my jokes, and he vanished into thin air. Now, every time I'm on stage, I'm worried about haunted typos haunting my punchlines. I've got ghostly grammar errors lurking in the shadows.
Paranormal Punch-up
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Clarence suggested we spice up my set with some paranormal activity. So now, during every show, he throws in some ghostly sound effects. Nothing says comedy like the distant wails of a ghost while I'm trying to deliver a punchline. Thanks, Clarence, for turning my stand-up into a séance.
Haunted Punchlines
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You ever get jokes from a ghostwriter? It's like playing Russian roulette with punchlines. Sometimes you get a killer joke; other times, you summon a dad joke from the afterlife. Thanks, Clarence, for making my audience laugh nervously.
Poltergeist Punchlines
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Working with Clarence is like dealing with a comedic poltergeist. One day, my jokes are flying off the shelves, and the next, my punchlines are haunting me in my sleep. I swear, I heard a ghostly chuckle at 3 AM – turns out, it was just Clarence proofreading.
Haunted Hecklers
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Clarence decided my comedy needed a live audience from the other side. Now, I've got ghostly hecklers in the crowd. I'll be in the middle of a joke, and suddenly I hear, Boo! Not funny! Well, thanks for the critique from beyond, Clarence.
Ghostwriter or Ghostbuster?
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Clarence claims to be a ghostwriter, but I'm starting to think he's auditioning for Ghostbusters. I asked him for a joke, and he handed me a proton pack. I mean, sure, it's a shocking punchline, but I'm not trying to cross the streams in the comedy world.
Ghostly Negotiations
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Clarence and I had a contract, but it turns out, ghostwriters don't sign contracts; they sign séances. Now, every time I want a rewrite, I have to light some candles and summon him. It's like dealing with the most spectral agent in showbiz.
The Ghostly Clarence Chronicles
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You know, I recently hired a ghostwriter named Clarence. Yeah, Clarence! I thought it was gonna be all professional and stuff, but turns out, he's more ghost than writer. I asked him for a joke, and he disappeared for three days. I guess writer's block hits differently in the afterlife.
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