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Why did Chris Hemsworth become a chef? Because he wanted to bring the 'thor' in the kitchen!
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How does Chris Hemsworth organize his emails? He uses 'Thor'ders and filters!
Chris Hemsworth's Absurdity
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You know, Chris Hemsworth is so good-looking that when he walks into a room, even the furniture starts questioning its purpose. I mean, my coffee table is now in therapy, wondering why it doesn't have six-pack abs.
Thor's Grocery List
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I heard Chris Hemsworth's grocery list includes things like Mjolnir polish and godly hair conditioner. Meanwhile, my shopping list is just a sad reminder that I need more ramen noodles and a miracle to fix my life.
Chris Hemsworth's School Days
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I heard Chris Hemsworth was voted Most Likely to Make Everyone Else Feel Inadequate in high school. Meanwhile, I was voted Most Likely to Forget Where They Put Their Car Keys. Jokes on them—I haven't even owned a car since then.
Thor's Relationship Advice
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I asked Chris Hemsworth for relationship advice, and he said, Just be yourself. Thanks, Thor, but if I were myself, I'd be binge-watching Netflix in my pajamas while eating ice cream. Somehow, I don't think that's what he meant.
Hemsworth's Unfair Genetics
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You ever look at Chris Hemsworth and think, Man, did he buy his genes at a store? I'm over here with discount genes, probably on the clearance rack next to the slightly defective toaster ovens.
Hemsworth's Bad Day
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I heard Chris Hemsworth had a bad day once. His hair got ruffled in the wind, and for a moment, he looked almost human. It's comforting to know that even Thor has his bad hair days. Meanwhile, my bad hair day is every day.
Thor's Superhero Diet
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Chris Hemsworth's diet for Thor involved eating tons of chicken and vegetables. I tried the same diet, but it turns out I'm not the god of thunder—I'm the god of ordering pizza. My superpower is convincing myself that pineapple belongs on it.
God of Thunder and Humility
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Chris Hemsworth played Thor, the god of thunder. Imagine having the power to control lightning and still being humble. If I could control lightning, I'd make sure it struck my ex's car every time she cut me off in traffic.
Thor's Social Media Struggles
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I follow Chris Hemsworth on social media, and every picture he posts is like a personal attack on my self-esteem. If I posted shirtless pics like him, people would probably start a GoFundMe to buy me a gym membership.
Hemsworth's Morning Routine
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I read about Chris Hemsworth's morning routine, and it includes things like meditation, yoga, and a protein shake made from the tears of jealous mortals. My morning routine involves hitting snooze five times and debating if I can survive on dry shampoo for another day.
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