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Chris Hemsworth's Personal Chef
Balancing Chris's love for food with the need for a superhero physique.
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The man loves his protein shakes. I once made him a smoothie so powerful; I'm pretty sure it could lift Thor's hammer. I call it the "Mighty Muscle Elixir." If I could bottle and sell that, I'd be a millionaire. Move over, protein powder!
Chris Hemsworth's Stunt Double
Trying to look cool while Chris gets all the credit.
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Fans sometimes mistake me for Chris, especially when I'm in costume. One time a kid asked for my autograph, thinking I was the real Thor. I signed it, "From the guy who falls so Chris doesn't have to." I should have trademarked that.
Chris Hemsworth's Personal Trainer
The challenge of keeping up with Chris's ever-evolving physique.
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People see him on screen, all ripped and heroic, and they think, "Wow, that's amazing discipline!" But you haven't seen him after a cheat day. He eats pizza like it's his superpower. I'm just here, trying to convince him that a pizza doesn't count as a dumbbell.
Chris Hemsworth's Barber
The challenge of creating iconic hairstyles that fans will imitate.
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You'd think Chris's hair would have its own agent by now. People are obsessed with it. They analyze it, they copy it, they even have Pinterest boards dedicated to it. I'm just waiting for the day I see someone at the supermarket with a shampoo called "Hemsworth Hair Secret.
Chris Hemsworth's Alarm Clock
Waking Chris up without becoming the target of Mjolnir.
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Imagine waking up Thor for a day of filming. I gently knock on his door and say, "Rise and shine, Chris!" Suddenly, I'm dodging a flying Mjolnir. Note to self: next time, use a megaphone. Who knew the God of Thunder was so grumpy in the morning?
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