10 Jokes For Chris Hemsworth

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Updated on: Jun 19 2025

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I overheard someone say Chris Hemsworth is a great actor, and I was like, "Yeah, he really convinced me that being a Norse god with a magical hammer is a viable career option.
Chris Hemsworth must have a secret deal with the universe to always look like he just stepped out of a magazine. I tried replicating that look once; I just ended up looking like I stepped out of bed.
Do you think when Chris Hemsworth goes to a normal gym, people mistake him for the new guy trying to impress everyone? "Hey, buddy, we all want to look like Thor, but slow down on the weights, okay?
So, I was watching Chris Hemsworth on screen the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder, does he have, like, a personal wind machine following him around? Every time he walks, it's like his hair has its own stunt double.
You know you've made it when even your superhero suit has abs. I can barely get my laundry to look wrinkle-free, and Thor's out there with a six-pack on his armor.
You know, if I had Chris Hemsworth's looks, I'd spend my time randomly walking into banks, just to confuse security cameras. "Is that Thor or did someone just try to deposit a check?
I'm convinced that Chris Hemsworth is an alien. I mean, how else do you explain someone being that good-looking and talented? My theory is he's from a planet where the air is just hairspray.
I saw an interview where Chris Hemsworth talked about his workout routine, and I thought, "Well, I do a workout routine too. It's called trying to find matching socks in the morning – pretty intense cardio.
I bet Chris Hemsworth's morning routine is just him waking up, looking in the mirror, and saying, "Yep, still a god." Meanwhile, I wake up and think, "Yep, still hitting snooze.
Have you ever noticed how Chris Hemsworth can effortlessly wield a mythical hammer, summon lightning, and save the world, but in real life, he probably struggles with the self-checkout at the grocery store just like the rest of us?

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