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I overheard someone say Chris Hemsworth is a great actor, and I was like, "Yeah, he really convinced me that being a Norse god with a magical hammer is a viable career option.
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Chris Hemsworth must have a secret deal with the universe to always look like he just stepped out of a magazine. I tried replicating that look once; I just ended up looking like I stepped out of bed.
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Do you think when Chris Hemsworth goes to a normal gym, people mistake him for the new guy trying to impress everyone? "Hey, buddy, we all want to look like Thor, but slow down on the weights, okay?
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So, I was watching Chris Hemsworth on screen the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder, does he have, like, a personal wind machine following him around? Every time he walks, it's like his hair has its own stunt double.
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You know you've made it when even your superhero suit has abs. I can barely get my laundry to look wrinkle-free, and Thor's out there with a six-pack on his armor.
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You know, if I had Chris Hemsworth's looks, I'd spend my time randomly walking into banks, just to confuse security cameras. "Is that Thor or did someone just try to deposit a check?
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I'm convinced that Chris Hemsworth is an alien. I mean, how else do you explain someone being that good-looking and talented? My theory is he's from a planet where the air is just hairspray.
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I saw an interview where Chris Hemsworth talked about his workout routine, and I thought, "Well, I do a workout routine too. It's called trying to find matching socks in the morning – pretty intense cardio.
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I bet Chris Hemsworth's morning routine is just him waking up, looking in the mirror, and saying, "Yep, still a god." Meanwhile, I wake up and think, "Yep, still hitting snooze.
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