9 Jokes For Chicken Egg

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Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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Why did the chicken become a gardener? It wanted to improve its peck-tations!
Why did the egg go to therapy? It had trouble cracking its shell-identity!
Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
How does a chicken send messages? By using eggspress mail!
Why did the egg refuse to fight? It didn't want to get beaten!
What do you call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad!
Why did the egg break up with the omelette? It just couldn't whisk the commitment!
How does a chicken end a fight? It egg-splains everything!
What do you call a chicken who tells jokes to vegetables? A stand-up comedian!

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