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I love how we use eggs as a unit of measurement in recipes. "Add two eggs." Well, what size are these eggs? Are we talking about chicken eggs or ostrich eggs? Because I've got a feeling my omelet is about to feed the entire neighborhood.
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Have you ever tried to crack an egg with one hand and felt like a culinary superhero? It's like, "Look at me, I'm a professional chef!" But then reality hits, and you end up with eggshell shrapnel everywhere. Turns out, being an egg-cracking superhero is not as easy as it looks.
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Eggs are like the chameleons of the kitchen. You can scramble them, fry them, poach them – they're the versatile actors of breakfast. They're probably sitting in the carton thinking, "Today, I'm going to be an over-easy star!
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I was at the grocery store, and I noticed they sell eggs in cartons of 12. Why 12? Did they have a meeting and decide that 10 or 15 was just too much responsibility for an egg? "Let's settle for a nice, even dozen. No pressure, egg, just be perfect.
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You know, the chicken egg is like the ultimate suspense thriller of the animal kingdom. Every time a hen lays an egg, it's like, "Will it be a breakfast sandwich or a future chicken?" The anticipation is killing me!
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Speaking of omelets, have you ever tried to flip one without a spatula? It's like attempting a culinary gymnastics routine. I call it the "Egg Olympics" – complete with the awkward dismount when it inevitably ends up on the floor.
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Have you ever noticed that eggs come in different colors? Brown eggs, white eggs – it's like they have their own little egg fashion show. "This season, it's all about the natural, earthy tones. White eggs are so last year, darling.
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You ever accidentally leave an egg in the fridge for too long, and it starts to develop a personality? It's just sitting there, judging you, like, "Oh, you think you can ignore me? I'm not just an egg; I'm a timeless work of art.
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Finally, let's talk about the age-old debate: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I think it was the chicken, but only because it wanted to avoid the existential crisis of not knowing its own origins. Smart move, chicken, smart move.
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