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What did the chicken say to the egg at the dance party? You crack me up, let's salsa!
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I tried to have a serious conversation with my eggs, but they just couldn't take it sunny-side up. Apparently, they're more into yolking around.
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I asked the egg if it believed in life after breakfast. It said, 'Only if I'm hatching big plans.'
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I found a chicken reading a self-help book. Turns out it was 'How to Cross the Road Without Existential Crisis.'
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I caught my chicken watching a cooking show. Now it insists on being referred to as 'Chef Cluckles.' Next thing you know, it'll be signing autographs with its wing.
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I told my egg a joke, and it cracked up. I guess humor is in the egg-sperience.
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My egg tried stand-up comedy, but it couldn't crack a joke without breaking up. I guess it's just not shell-suited for the stage.
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My chicken has a fitness trainer. It's all about those egg-stra gains. I guess it's working; it's laying eggs that are jacked!
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I asked the chicken for life advice, and it said, 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket.' Well, that's easy for you to say, Ms. Cluck-anomics!
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The Great Debate: Chicken or Egg? I say, let's settle it in a dance-off. Winner gets an omelette, loser gets scrambled feelings.
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