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What did one cheetah say to the other about the hunting game? 'Let's 'zoom' in for a closer look!
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Why don't cheetahs like online shopping? Because they prefer the 'fast' checkout!
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Why was the cheetah always calm during exams? It knew how to 'pounce' on the questions!
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Why was the cheetah always chosen to host events? It had 'speedy' delivery!
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Why was the cheetah invited to all the parties? It knew how to 'break' the ice!
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Why did the cheetah get disqualified from the race? It was caught 'paw'-doping!
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Cheetahs are all about speed and agility, and then there's me, struggling to parallel park. I need a cheetah GPS for that.
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Cheetahs are born with spots, and I'm over here trying to figure out which freckle is my spirit animal.
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I asked a cheetah for workout tips, and it said, 'Run like your dinner depends on it.' Well, my dinner is usually delivered, so I guess I'm in trouble.
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Cheetahs are like the athletes of the animal kingdom, always sprinting and setting world records. Meanwhile, I'm winded just trying to catch the ice cream truck.
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You know you're out of shape when even a cheetah looks at you and goes, 'Dude, maybe you should take the stairs.'
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I envy cheetahs. They can chase their prey effortlessly, while I struggle to catch my pizza delivery guy before he leaves.
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I tried racing a cheetah once. Let's just say my top speed is a solid 'Netflix marathon' pace.
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I told my doctor I wanted to be as fast as a cheetah. He recommended I start with 'fasting.' Thanks, doc, for the diet plan and the reality check.
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Cheetahs have sleek and slender bodies, and then there's me, built more like a comfortable couch. At least I'm plush and inviting, right?
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