5 Jokes For Cheetah

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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The Zookeeper's Perspective

When the cheetah insists on setting new speed records in the zoo.
The cheetah complained to me about the slow Wi-Fi in the zoo. I said, "Well, at least it's not cheetah-speed, or we'd never catch a signal!

The Cheetah Therapist

When a cheetah goes to therapy for stress management.
Therapist: "Have you tried meditation to cope with stress?"
Cheetah: "Meditation? I can't sit still for five minutes. I'd probably break the sound barrier.

The Time-Traveling Tourist

When a time traveler brings a cheetah to ancient civilizations.
I took a cheetah to the medieval era. People thought it was a magical horse on steroids. Knights were terrified; peasants were just jealous of its speed.

The Impersonator's Dilemma

When someone tries to impersonate a cheetah at the office to get things done faster.
So, my colleague tried to impress the boss by sprinting across the office. Turns out, cheetahs have a better chance of getting a promotion than he does.

The GPS Voice Actor's Nightmare

When the cheetah starts offering navigation advice to drivers.
Cheetah navigation is brutal. It yells, "You missed the exit!" and then speeds off, leaving you in existential crisis at the junction.

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