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Why did the Catholic priest start a landscaping business? He wanted to create heavenly yards!
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Why did the Catholic priest become a gardener? Because he wanted to help the congregation grow in faith – and tomatoes!
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My Catholic priest friend started a workout routine. His favorite exercise? Crossfit!
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Why did the Catholic priest start a baking business? He wanted to make a little extra communion dough!
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What do you get if you cross a Catholic priest with a detective? Father Brown!
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What did the Catholic priest say when he found out his parishioners were into astronomy? 'I guess you're all interested in the celestial parish!
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Why did the Catholic priest get a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded him!
Holy Wi-Fi
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Catholic priests have this magical power to turn any location into a confessional booth. I swear, you could be in a remote desert, and suddenly you hear, Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, and my Wi-Fi connection is weak.
Hallelujah, It's a Miracle!
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I asked a Catholic priest for relationship advice, and he said, Love thy neighbor. I'm thinking, Father, I was hoping for something more specific, like 'Don't leave your socks on the floor.'
Father, the Fashionista
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I recently saw a Catholic priest wearing those long, flowing robes. I thought, Is he delivering a sermon or auditioning for the next season of 'Project Runway'? Either way, he's got divine style!
Holy Chuckles
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You ever notice how Catholic priests have this uncanny ability to make any situation feel like a confessional? I told one about my embarrassing moments, and now he's charging me penance for bad comedic timing.
Divine Comedy Night
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I went to a Catholic comedy night, and the priest was the headliner. He started with, Why did the chicken cross the road? I thought, Father, I was expecting more of a 'parting the Red Sea' kind of joke!
Hallelujah Haircuts
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Have you noticed how Catholic priests always have that distinct hairstyle? It's like the Vatican has its own version of the barbershop where everyone walks out looking like they just got a heavenly fade.
Miracle Marathon
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I tried to impress a Catholic priest by telling him I ran a marathon. He said, That's impressive, my child. I once walked on water. I replied, Father, with my stamina, I consider it a miracle if I make it up a flight of stairs without getting winded.
Sermon on the Mounting Debt
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I asked a Catholic priest for financial advice, and he said, Give to Caesar what is Caesar's. I thought, Father, I can barely afford my morning coffee. Caesar's getting the lint in my pocket.
Holy Guacamole
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I invited a Catholic priest to my taco night, and he asked, Is this guacamole homemade? I replied, Yes, Father, and he said, Blessed are the avocado growers, for they shall inherit the nachos.
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