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Why did Carlo take a pencil to his car? In case he needed to draw conclusions!
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I told Carlo a joke about construction. He didn't laugh. I guess I built up the wrong punchline!
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I told Carlo I needed a lift. He handed me a car key and said, 'Take the elevator!
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Why did Carlo bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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I asked Carlo if he could drive me to the gym. He said, 'Sure, the car's already in great shape!
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Why did Carlo start a band with his car? Because it had great 'exhaust-tential' rhythm!
Carlo, the GPS Whisperer!
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You ever have that friend who thinks they're a human GPS? Carlo's like, Turn left in 500 feet. I'm like, Carlo, we're at a buffet. I know where I'm going – towards the dessert table!
Carlo's Electric Personality
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Carlo just got an electric car. He's so proud, but it takes him longer to charge it than it does to eat at a snail's pace. I told him, By the time your car is ready, it'll be a classic!
Carlo's DIY Drive-Thru
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Carlo's idea of fast food is hitting every red light on purpose. I asked him, Are we going to McDonald's or playing a game of 'Stop and Go'?
Carlo's Car, the Social Distancer
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Carlo's car is the ultimate social distancing vehicle. It's so full of stuff; I can't even sit next to him. I'm in the back, waving, like, Hey, remember me? The one you invited for a ride!
Carlo's Car, the Time Machine
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Riding with Carlo is a journey through time. Not because he's fast, but because his car's so old, you expect to see dinosaurs in the rearview mirror.
Carlo, the Valet Vandalf
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Carlo's parking skills are legendary. It's like his car is doing yoga poses in the parking lot. I asked him once, Is that a new technique called 'Zen and the Art of Parallel Parking'?
Carlo, the Dashboard Gourmet
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Carlo turns his car into a five-star restaurant. He's got sauces, condiments, and even a mini grill in the glove compartment. I asked him, Is this a car or a culinary school on wheels?
Carlo's Car, the Transformer
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Carlo's car is like a Transformer – not into a robot, but into a cluttered storage unit. I opened the door, and things started falling out. It's the only car that has a garage sale every time you park.
Carlo's Car, the Mystery Machine
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Riding with Carlo is like being in a Scooby-Doo episode. Every time we hit a bump, something in his trunk goes, Ruh-roh, Raggy!
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