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But seriously, have you ever seen the inside of one of those things? It's like Narnia for merchandise. You order a small package online, and it arrives in this giant metal box. I always imagine there's a secret society of items in there, having a little party while they wait to be unpacked. "Hey, new iPhone, meet the latest batch of sneakers. You guys are gonna be best buds.
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Now, unloading regular cargo is one thing, but unloading IKEA cargo is like assembling a puzzle with instructions written in hieroglyphics. I'm looking at the pieces, thinking, "Is this a bookshelf or the key to solving the Da Vinci code?" I finally figured it out, though. I now have a PhD in Swedish furniture assembly.
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And have you ever noticed that when they say "cargo," everyone suddenly looks at each other like, "Did you pack anything weird in your suitcase?" I mean, who knows what's in those cargo holds? For all we know, it could be a secret society of lost socks plotting their escape.
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And what's with the word itself? "Cargo." It's like the James Bond of the shipping world. Imagine if they used a different term. "Oh, we're just loading up the stuff. No big deal." It doesn't have the same intrigue, does it? But throw in "cargo," and suddenly you're picturing a high-stakes operation with secret agents and a soundtrack by Hans Zimmer.
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