4 Jokes For Cargo

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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But seriously, have you ever seen the inside of one of those things? It's like Narnia for merchandise. You order a small package online, and it arrives in this giant metal box. I always imagine there's a secret society of items in there, having a little party while they wait to be unpacked. "Hey, new iPhone, meet the latest batch of sneakers. You guys are gonna be best buds.
Now, unloading regular cargo is one thing, but unloading IKEA cargo is like assembling a puzzle with instructions written in hieroglyphics. I'm looking at the pieces, thinking, "Is this a bookshelf or the key to solving the Da Vinci code?" I finally figured it out, though. I now have a PhD in Swedish furniture assembly.
And have you ever noticed that when they say "cargo," everyone suddenly looks at each other like, "Did you pack anything weird in your suitcase?" I mean, who knows what's in those cargo holds? For all we know, it could be a secret society of lost socks plotting their escape.
And what's with the word itself? "Cargo." It's like the James Bond of the shipping world. Imagine if they used a different term. "Oh, we're just loading up the stuff. No big deal." It doesn't have the same intrigue, does it? But throw in "cargo," and suddenly you're picturing a high-stakes operation with secret agents and a soundtrack by Hans Zimmer.

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