5 Jokes For Cargo

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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The Lost Luggage

Identity Crisis
I opened my suitcase, and it looked at me like, "Why did you bring me here?" I guess it's having a midlife crisis, questioning its purpose in the vast world of cargo holds.

The Stowaway Mouse

Tiny but Mighty
Being a stowaway mouse is tough. I tried to impress my fellow mice with tales of my travels, but all they cared about was whether the ship had a cheese section.

The Paranoid Package

Fear of the Unknown
You know you're a paranoid package when you spend the whole journey wondering if your contents are fragile or just emotionally sensitive.

The Cargo Ship Captain

Balancing the Load
I told my crew, "Let's try a low-carb diet." They misunderstood and started tossing rice and pasta overboard. Now we're a keto-friendly cargo ship.

The Overworked Dock Worker

Lost in the Shuffle
Dock workers are the unsung heroes of the shipping industry. We're like human forklifts, lifting spirits and cargo, one pallet at a time.

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