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Airports are the masters of cargo efficiency. Your suitcase goes in, disappears into the abyss, and magically reappears on a conveyor belt like it just had the fastest spa day ever. If only my morning routine was that efficient.
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Cargo elevators - because sometimes regular elevators just aren't up to the task of hauling that giant inflatable dinosaur up to the 27th floor for the office party.
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Cargo pants - the only fashion trend that simultaneously says, "I'm ready for a hike" and "I might need to carry around a small toolbox, you never know.
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Cargo ships are like floating cities of stuff. It's like a game of Tetris on water. "Alright, Captain, we've got 100,000 rubber ducks and a shipment of whoopee cushions. Let's set sail!
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Cargo shorts - because who needs kneecaps? They're like the mullets of the legwear world. Business on the top, party on the ankles.
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You ever notice how the word "cargo" sounds like something your grandma might call a wedgie? "Back in my day, we didn't have fancy underwear. We just dealt with cargo!
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Speaking of cargo pants, they're the real-life Mary Poppins bags for dads. Need a pen, some tissues, a random screwdriver, and a half-eaten granola bar? Check dad's cargo pockets.
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Amazon's delivery drones are like the superheroes of the cargo world. They're out there, flying through the skies, saving you from the horrors of going to an actual store.
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Have you ever tried to impress someone by parallel parking, and suddenly your trunk becomes a game of "how much random stuff can you stuff in there to make room for your cargo of embarrassment"?
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