10 Jokes For Cargo

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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Airports are the masters of cargo efficiency. Your suitcase goes in, disappears into the abyss, and magically reappears on a conveyor belt like it just had the fastest spa day ever. If only my morning routine was that efficient.
Cargo elevators - because sometimes regular elevators just aren't up to the task of hauling that giant inflatable dinosaur up to the 27th floor for the office party.
Cargo pants - the only fashion trend that simultaneously says, "I'm ready for a hike" and "I might need to carry around a small toolbox, you never know.
Cargo ships are like floating cities of stuff. It's like a game of Tetris on water. "Alright, Captain, we've got 100,000 rubber ducks and a shipment of whoopee cushions. Let's set sail!
Cargo shorts - because who needs kneecaps? They're like the mullets of the legwear world. Business on the top, party on the ankles.
You ever notice how the word "cargo" sounds like something your grandma might call a wedgie? "Back in my day, we didn't have fancy underwear. We just dealt with cargo!
Speaking of cargo pants, they're the real-life Mary Poppins bags for dads. Need a pen, some tissues, a random screwdriver, and a half-eaten granola bar? Check dad's cargo pockets.
Amazon's delivery drones are like the superheroes of the cargo world. They're out there, flying through the skies, saving you from the horrors of going to an actual store.
Have you ever tried to impress someone by parallel parking, and suddenly your trunk becomes a game of "how much random stuff can you stuff in there to make room for your cargo of embarrassment"?
I ordered a sofa online, and they said it was shipped via cargo. I'm starting to think it's being personally escorted by a sloth on a coffee break. "It'll get there when it gets there, man.

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