6 Jokes For Captain Kirk

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Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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Did you hear about the captain who became a barber? He boldly went where no one had trimmed before!
Why did Captain Kirk get a ticket? He was caught Kirk-speeding in the galaxy!
Why did Captain Kirk install a turbo lift in his house? He wanted an elevator to boldly go where no elevator had gone before!
Why was Captain Kirk always calm during battles? He knew how to keep his phasers set to pun!
Why did Captain Kirk bring a map to the spaceship? To navigate through the Milky Way without getting lost in the Milky Mayhem!
What's Captain Kirk's favorite game? Shuttle-cock!

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