7 Jokes For Captain Kirk

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Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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What do you call Captain Kirk when he falls asleep on the bridge? A nap-tain!
How does Captain Kirk prefer his coffee? With a little space cream and sugar, of course!
What did Captain Kirk say to the malfunctioning door? 'Beam me up, Scotty, this door is clearly not working!
What did Captain Kirk say to the librarian on the Enterprise? 'Book me a course to the nearest adventure!
What did Captain Kirk say to the deck of cards? 'Deal me in for a stellar game!
What did Captain Kirk say to the crew member who tripped? 'Space yourself out next time!
What did Captain Kirk say to the malfunctioning replicator? 'Tea, Earl Grey, hot... or maybe just a working machine!

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